Week 4 Preview

This will be a week 4 preview of all the NFL games in a one- two sentence summary.

Football Team Vs Falcons:

The Falcons just drafted Kyle Pitts, but can't get him the ball because the Falcons o-line is garbage. The Football Team defense is supposed to be one of the best in the leagues; it isn't because the pass rush isn't performing.

Score: WFT 17, Falcons 7

Texans vs Bills

After losing to the Steelers, the Bills have won the past two games and now they get to play a defense that was legit... after they beat the Jaguars which isn't an accomplishment.

Bills 56, Texans 6

Lions vs Bears

All I kept hearing was that the Bears needed to start Justin Fields and what happened -- the coaching staff made him play in the old Andy Dalton offense and it was a disaster. But don't worry Bears fans, because you get to play the Lions and that fixes everything.

Bears 10, Lions 3

Panthers vs Cowboys

The Panthers are a very weak 3-0 after playing horrible teams and unfortunately they now have to play a real team with a good offense in the cowboys. But that won't matter because Sam Darnold will still be throwing dimes and winning games

Panthers 20 Cowboys 17

Colts Vs Dolphins

Its Jacoby Brissett vs Jacob Easton and Brissett will be looking for revenge against the Colts. He'll also be making his case to be the starter even when Tua comes back.

Dolphins 7, Colts 6

Browns vs Vikings

Odell Beckham Jr returns this week and hopefully against the Vikings "defense" OBJ can help make sure that the leading receiver is a actual receiver and not a running back. If not, the Browns are in trouble.

Browns 31, Vikings 30

Giants vs Saints

Its Daniel Jones, who in the past has had a problem fumbling, vs Jameis Winston, who throws a lot of picks. The panic button should commence for New York Giants because when they lose I expect to see some firings.

Saints 34, Giants 31

Titans vs Jets

Zach Wilson has been awful so far and he has no help around him. The Titans now have no receivers, so if you have Derrick Henry, thank him for your fantasy football win.

Titans 17, Jets 0

Chiefs Vs Eagles

OH MY GOD, the Chiefs are 1-2; they must be awful. Everyone needs to relax -- they've played some of the best teams in the league and now they have a tuneup game vs the Eagles, who just got destroyed by the Cowboys.

Chiefs 35, Eagles 10

Cardinals vs Rams

The best two offenses in the league right now are going to play each other in a shootout. The problem for Kyler Murray is that he has to face Aaron Donald; Matthew Stafford doesn't.

Rams: 41, Cardinals 35

Seahawks vs 49ers

It seems like yesterday these two teams were at the top of their division and going to Super Bowls. This game just decides who is in last place in that division.

49ers 26, Seahawks 23

Broncos vs Ravens

The Broncos just tried to schedule Maryland so they can get to a easy 4-0, but unfortunately have to play a real team who just won off a 66 yard field goal from future hall of fame kicker Justin Tucker.

Ravens 31, Broncos 20

Packers vs Steelers

A recent MVP and former Super Bowl champion vs a guy who needs to do a full wind up just to throw the ball ten yards. Hot take -- my Dad can throw the ball farther then Ben Roethlisberger, who doesn't have a single receiver to throw to anyway because they all stink.

Packers 34, Steelers 10

Bucs vs Patriots

We finally have the answer to the Tom Brady and Bill Belichick question! And that answer is: Mac Jones is no Tom Brady.

Bucs 30, Patriots 20

Raiders vs Chargers

The last time the Raiders were 3-0 they went to the Super Bowl in 2002. Sorry John Gruden, but you aren't going to Super Bowl this year and Justin Herbert and Kennan Allen will destroy your defense this week.

Chargers 37, Raiders 33

These are my predictions! See you next time