Happy Thanksgiving to everyone who reads this sports blog. I am very thankful for all of the people who spend 5 minutes of free time in their day reading my posts. I promise to get more content out. But we have three “stellar” football games for you to watch, and here are my predictions for all of them.
Bears vs Lions, AKA The Wishbone Bowl
Both of these teams are cursed. The Bears haven’t had a franchise quarterback since Jay Cutler. The Lions are 4-16 on Thanksgiving since 2004. The good news for Lions fans is that the moon phase on Thanksgiving won’t be waxing gibbous this year because they have a 0-13 record when the moon is in that phase. I asked my local astrologist and she said that’s definitely a thing. It's a wonder why my prediction record is bad. Bear fans, because your head coach is bad and Caleb Williams isn’t the savior Chicago was hoping for, the Bears will lose. It will take more than breaking a wishbone to make the Bears good.
Lions 34. Bears 17
Giants vs Cowboys, AKA The Turkey Coma Bowl
It's not just fans who will be in this coma; the players will be too. Hopefully the Giants can learn from Washington to NOT KICK IT TO KAVONTAE TURPIN! But besides that this game is going to stink. We have a real barn burner of Drew Lock vs Cooper Rush. I wish I could say it's a 0-0 tie, but that won’t happen. Instead, I am picking the Giants to win out of pure spite in a game that will make everyone want to pull their hair out if they are awake.
Giants 17, Cowboys 10
Dolphins vs Packers AKA The Favorite Dish Bowl
Yes, we have a good Thanksgiving Football game. Hopefully everyone recovers from their turkey coma and can watch. The offenses can put up 50 points so it will be up to the defenses to make a stop for the teams to win. This game will be the best of the Thanksgiving and Black Friday games (the Chiefs will win that one because they are good, and the Raiders aren’t). Tua Tagovailoa will put up a big performance but will not lead his team past Jordan Love and the Packers.
Packers 31, Dolphins 28
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