Ode to the NHL Playoffs
- Ethan Berman
- Apr 20, 2024
- 3 min read
It's time for my Ode to the NHL Playoffs.
The Lindgren Bowl (Capitals vs Rangers)
Brothers must now get ready to fight
When the Caps meet the Rangers on Sunday night
Charlie Lindgren’s been Washington’s star in the crease
But older brother Ryan will give him no peace
The Rangers are the number-one seed
A Stanley Cup is what fans truly need
But the Caps are as loose as they’ve been in years
And will play like a team with nothing to fear.
Didn’t we do this last year (Islanders vs Hurricanes)
The Storm Surge must now be ready
For a team that has become very steady
With talent galore the Canes still fear
They’ll fall short of the Cup again this year
The Islanders went on a real nice run
But facing the Canes is never fun.
The only way New York can advance
Is if their goalies give them a chance
Sunshine State showdown (Lightning vs Panthers)
The Panthers are looking to settle the score
Against the Lightning, who've won twice before
While the Panthers have the division crown
They don’t want to let their fans down
Even though the Lightning haven't been their best
Everyone knows they can pass the test
The only thing I can surely say:
Stamkos and Kucherov are ready to play
Revenge is a dish best served cold (Maple Leafs vs Bruins)
For the third time in eight years
The Bruins and Leafs are in our ears
Boston needs to make us forget
That last season ended with so much regret
The Leafs want to win more than a round
And we know that stadium will be loud
Matthews has lit the lamp all year
But with Samsonov in net, there’s always some fear
Western Conference
Go Stars (Golden Knights vs Stars)
Dallas has been great all year
Too bad their opponent has no fear
The only thing that stands in their way
Is their scoring touch going away
Vegas is here to defend its crown
While all other fans hope they go down
But one bit of praise the Knights deserve —
They’re great at using long-term injured reserve
Will snow cover a Jet? (Avalanche vs Jets)
One thing that genuinely shocks me
Is that these teams’ seeds are two and three
While the Jets won when these teams last met
Their postseason failures are hard to forget
For the Avs this round, everyone is needed
To make sure last year isn’t repeated
Colorado’s got offensive talent galore
But their goaltending can make it too easy to score
Can a Canadian survive a deadly hunt? (Predators vs Canucks)
Vancouver wants to end Canada's drought
With Hughes as captain, a defense they can mount
Demko’s healthy now, so all that’s left
Is to see if the offense can pass the test
Nashville struggled to get things going
Until Barry Trotz grounded its Boeing
Since management stopped them from seeing U2
The team won more when its anger grew
Is it Groundhog Day? (Kings Vs Oilers)
It’s three straight years we’ve seen Oilers-Kings
But the past two winners didn’t get rings.
The Oilers want to stop that trend
And win their Cup before Connor’s stay ends
The Kings hope the third time’s a charm
And the Oilers firepower, they can disarm.
With Doughty and Kopitar all they need
Is a goalie who is better than me
To everyone in the dance, I wish you luck
Including the Rangers, who do not suck
GO CAPS #ROCKTHERED
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