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NFL Season Recap

  • Writer: Ethan Berman
    Ethan Berman
  • Feb 11, 2022
  • 4 min read

This will be on the teams that didn't make the Super Bowl.


AFC teams that didn't make the playoffs


Ravens: You guys get a pass. You were dealing with injuries by the first week of the preseason. It just finally caught up with them. Still Justin Tucker had one of the best moments of the season. Next season all you need is to not get injured.



Browns: Odell Beckham Jr was wasted and Baker Mayfield has regressed again. Nick Chubb was pretty much replaced by D'Ernest Johnson. But for you there is always next year.



Broncos: You were 3-0 because you had the easiest schedule and you thought you were a good team? You then preceded to have two four game losing streaks. This team needs to find a quarterback because that continues to hold you back. Also Von Miller is gone and it is the end of an era.




Chargers: HOW DID YOU NOT MAKE IT? Justin Herbert was amazing and Keenan Allen, Austin Ekeler and Mike Williams formed one of the best offenses in the NFL. If only you didn't call that timeout. But besides that you should be proud of your team and it looks like a bright future.



Colts: You actually suck. All you had to do is beat the Jaguars and you are in the playoffs. I am worried about what will happen to this team in the offseason. Carson Wentz is done but his bank account isn't done.



Texans: If only you had a QB and a general manager! It would have saved you from this awful season.


Jaguars: Urban "Feyerd"! That's all I need to say.


Dolphins: This team fought back which impressed me. You didn't make the playoffs but with Brian Flores, you will be fine. Wait you fired him!? WHY? He was motivating everyone. This is why the Dolphins stink.


Jets: Wow you were awful this year. Zach Wilson looks awful but at least he has an offensive line I guess. You need a receiver and a running back and also a tight end. So you basically have no offense.



NFC teams that didn't make the playoffs


Giants: You ran a QB sneak on a 3rd and 9 on your own 4. That's all I can really say about a team so bad that they had to fire their entire front office.



Football Team: As a WFT fan can say that I don't know what to feel about this team. On one hand, they showed great resilience all year. On the other hand what happened to the defense? That pass rush didn't show up until it was too late. I'm sorry but Taylor Hienickie is not the answer and we need a QB. Maybe we can draft one? Or maybe we will trade for a QB in the offseason. But now our name is commander's and our stadium is still bad. At least it can't get worse.



Falcons: Your team was competitive. Besides that they were just boring to watch unless your name was Cordarrelle Patterson. Then you will football fun to watch. Atlanta just has the braves and don't pay attention to you.



Saints: I am never picking your defense ever again. But besides that this team showed great resilience.


Panthers: Christian Mccaffrey was injured again but hey Sam Darnold looked good...for three games. Why do you waste DJ Moore, Mccaffrey, Stephon Gilmore


Seahawks: Goodby Russel Wilson because he has finally had enough. He wants a real o line so he doesn't have to run for his life


Vikings: You are used to this by now. You are so bad that Jim Harbaugh didn't even want to coach for you. If I'm Kirk Cousins, I would be packing my bags. I would feel bad for him but he left Washington so I don't.


Bears: Justin Fields looked good... when he wasn't starting in an Andy Dalton offense.


Lions: You can at least cheer for Matthew Stafford.





Playoff teams


Raiders: I have bad things to say about you. The fact that you made the playoffs is just amazing. Yes, you did get screwed over by a horrible whistle, but you weren't going anywhere anyway.


Patriots: You were destroyed by the Bills and looked awful during the game. Mac Jones looks promising and Bill Belichick proved that he could make the playoffs without Tom Brady. All you need is a wide receiver and you'll be good.


Steelers: You are garbage and you need to find a QB. You waisted your defense and Najee Harris. Big Ben also finally retired but that was overshadowed by TOM BRADY retiring.


Eagles: This team was just Jalen HURTS!


Cowboys: Your fans overrated you and then you decided to run a QB draw with no timeouts.


Cardinals: You collapsed like all Kliff Kingsberry teams. Kyler Murray was also throwing horrible ints which has me questioning his ability to play in big games.


Titans: Ryan "Tannekilled" your chances and channeled his inner Kirk Cousins with his inability to come through in the clutch. Good luck finding QB.


Packers: You are going to look different next year. Say goodbye to Aaron Rodgers, Davante Adams, and others.


Bucs: You almost had everyone chanting for Sean McVay to be fired. BRADY FINALLY RETIRED. So now you will need to find a QB to help and win with this championship roster.


Bills: I can't say much except, that may be the greatest game I have ever seen. Many people are saying you should've squid-kicked it, but you would've been criticized if you had. Just find a running back and you'll be good.


Chiefs: HOW DID YOU BLOW A 18 POINT LEAD. You ruined my Superbowl predictions so thanks for that. Patrick Mahomes needs to find a new brother and the Chiefs need to find a defense.


49ers: Say goodbye to Jimmy Garrapollo and hope that Trey Lance is good.


Next article will come out before the super bowl.



Trivia time


Can you tell me which of these stadiums has NEVER hosted a Super Bowl?(Bonus if you can name the reason why).


A: U.S. Bank Stadium B: Metlife Stadium C:Lambeau Field D:Lucas Oil Stadium









 
 
 

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