NBA Star Wars

I will be writing about the 6 NBA player's Star Wars characters.

Kyrie Irving- General Hux. Kyrie and General Hux are both great at their jobs, but are only loyal to themselves. Kyrie is clutch and someone you want to take the final shot. But will he be there to take it? He isn't loyal to his team and his whole vaccine debacle proves it. General Hux was driven by personal interests. General Hux is a resistance spy because he hates Kylo Ren.

Luka Donic-Anakin Skywalker: Luka Donic is a player unlike anyone else. But he complains anytime a ref says he can't do something. Anakin Skywalker is a Jedi who has skills no one has seen before but whines a lot. Maybe Luka got inspiration from Anakin when complaining about every call.

Lebron James-Mace Windu: Lebron is still a fantastic player but has lost some of his powers in the force. Also, they are both terrible at decision-making. Was it smarter to ask Anakin to spy on Palpatine when you don’t trust either guy, or trade most of your key secondary scorers and reserves for whatever’s left of Russell Westbrook? Still, both would kick my butt any day of the week.

Klay Thompson-Boba Fett: We thought both were dead. One was recovering from a torn ACL; the other was in a Sarlacc pit and off on his adventures. Both have had their roles hijacked but another person. Klay Thompson's role was hijacked by Jordan Poole, while Boba Fett lost his show to Din Djarin, Baby Yoda, and the rest of the Mandalorian crew.

Ben Simmons: Director of Star Wars 8: Do both people like what they do. Star Wars episode 8 was and is the WORST STAR WARS MOVIE of all time. I knew it was bad when they brought up fuel like it was a regular thing in the Star Wars universe. Ben Simmons can't shoot, refuses to fix it but gets paid a ton of money. Does he like to play basketball?

Steph Curry-Han Solo: Both shoot first! They are getting up in age but still deadly with a gun and a ball. I bet Steph Curry tells his teammates to "never tell me the odds" before he hits impossible shot after impossible shot. They can both be considered the greatest shooters of all time. I just hope Steph Curry’s son doesn’t turn on him like Kylo Ren.