Apology To The New York Rangers

This is what I get for openly hating the Rangers. So let's get this over with.

I'm sorry New York Rangers for the following:

I'm sorry for underestimating the amount of people Jacob Trouba would injure

Sorry for not realizing that the NHL would fix Game 7 against the Hurricanes just to make Tony DeAngelo shake hands with all the former teammates he fought last year. I wonder what he and Alex Georgiev said to each other? Too bad no punches were thrown this time.

Sorry for forgetting about Gerard Gallant’s ability to take underdogs to the Cup Finals. He is great at that. I should have waited to bet against the Rangers until then.

Sorry for picking a team that broke the record for consecutive road losses. Who knew the Rangers could play away from MSG?

Sorry for being wrong about your goalie, who is back in Vezina form. No jokes here. He’s good.

Sorry for underestimating how much Barclay Goodrow’s playoff experience would help. It always helps to have a turncoat from the other team on your roster to tell you all their secrets.

I'm sorry that Henrik Lundqvist is remembered as a Capital and not a Ranger

And finally I'm sorry that I called your team garbage. You are not... you are simply lucky.

But to show there are no hard feelings, I give you a warning! The last time Gallant led a team to the finals, they won Game 1 and then proceeded to let Imagine Dragons perform on the ice before Game 2. They wouldn't win another game. So if you get to the finals... DON'T LET IMAGINE DRAGONS ON THE ICE!