A Holiday Gift For Every NFC East Team

To everyone who reads this, I hope you have a happy holidays. I still can’t believe that it has been three years since I started this sports blog. In the spirit of the holidays, I will be writing a blog post giving each NFL East team a holiday gift. 

Giants

For the New York Football Giants, I will be getting a fire pit. As we get further into winter, it can get pretty cold up in New Jersey. This fire pit will allow you to stay warm during the holidays with friends and family. Plus you can use Daniel Jones’ contract as firewood, since that would be a better way to waste $40 million.

Cowboys 

For the Dallas Cowboys, I will be getting a Deon Sanders jersey. “Prime Time” was an amazing NFL player who was a star on the Cowboys the last time they won a Super Bowl, and the last time they made it past the divisional round of the playoffs. Plus he is a legend, so I’m sure you will enjoy the Deon Sanders Commanders jersey as a gift! 

Eagles 

For the Philadelphia Eagles, I will be getting a new offensive coordinator. The Eagles current offensive coordinator Brian Johnson isn’t working out too well. He has been unable to take this offense to its full potential. My gift to you is an offensiv who can fully maximize the potential of this offense. As my friend suggested to me, I was thinking Matt Canada. 

Commanders

For the Washington Commanders, I will be getting you a time machine so you can go back in time and ensure you NEVER CHOOSE THE NAME COMMANDERS!  The name is horrible and shouldn’t have even been selected. I would have rather kept the Washington Football Team if it was my only option. Go back in time and change the name to the Washington Redwolves or something like that and while you’re at it, go back in time and make sure Dan Snyder never owns the team.